AN ODE TO BLACK FRIDAY

Hello Everybody. Lee Houston, Junior here.
Yes, I know it's been quite a while since I posted here last, but hopefully that's a situation that is going to change now.
In any event, I'm back, and here to present AN ODE TO BLACK FRIDAY, that I composed myself.
Ready?

Some dared brave the gloom of blackest night
Questing for bargains upon their trek
Hitting every sale before daylight

Me? I planned well ahead
No nerves, credit, or car suffered wreck
Just restful slumber within my own bed!

lh,jr