Sunday, December 20, 2009

Doggy Hijinks

Let's see... If I invest in pet food futures and pig ears, by the time I am 7, which is 49 in people years more or less, I should be able to afford a villa on the Riviera...


Oh hi, you must be here to see me. I mean, why else would you bother to read some obscure blog in the middle of nowhere? My name is Autumn, and I am a good girl. Most of the time, anyway.


Um, we aren't here to discuss my behavior are we? Because I have been a perfect little princess. I suppose I'd better introduce you to the other dog in the house though. He's the one that causes all the trouble you know.


Yeah, that's him. His people name is Ranger, but I call him brown and stupid. Or I would if I could see in color. He's been here a whole lot longer than I have, and he doesn't even have the people trained yet. How lame is that?



This is why I have to redirect him now and then. Once I get him whipped into shape, big brown will make a very nice domestic servant. He just has to learn to do what I tell him to do. It's not an easy job training someone as big and dumb as he is. You can't blame me for being a bit impatient at times.


Mom, please, she is being mean to be again. She drags me all over the place by my collar, and she snaps at me, and those little teeth are sharp. How long do I have to put up with this?



I guess I have my work cut out for me with this one. All he wants to do is lay around and think about dog treats. I get so bored I am tempted to bite him! And sometims I do. Right now I am trying to trim his toenails. He seriously needs a pedicure. Don't they have dog groomers out here in the boondocks? And you should see his teeth - ick! Does the term 'cat butt breath' mean anything to this big lug? What's a refined gal like me doing in a place like this anyway?



I do not have cat butt breath - I haven't been near the litter pan in weeks. Mom can't you do something about this? When is she going back to wherever she came from? She's making me crazy!
Ha ha ha, short trip there mongrel. I got news for you buster, this gal is going nowhere soon. The people think I'm cute, and they keep buying me new stuff. I can get them to do anything for me, just by rolling over or offering my paw. If I yip they pick me up and cuddle me or give me food. You think I am going to give up a racket like that?


I'm telling you dog, you gotta listen to me. You're doing this all wrong. We're supposed to be the ones on the couch. Let the people sit on the floor. You know, you never listen to me...


...and no wonder! When was the last time you cleaned your ears? Sheesh, it's a real mess in here! I bet I find Jimmy Hoffa, and Blackbeard's treasure too. Keep this up and they will take you to the vet, and you'll get the cold thermometer.

Mom, is she telling the truth? Am I going to the vet again? I can't possibly get fixed again can I? The last time that happened I wasn't broken but I came home with less parts than I left with. Mom? Mom? Are you listening to me? I am trying to be patient but she is impossible!!!! And I am just so tired...

I can't take this anymore. I need a nap.

That's OK, time for my spa treatment anyway. Well, at least I have the people trained now. A little to the left please, and try not to pull the fur.
That's all for now folks, I will get back to you when I have more progress to report on housebreaking my humans.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Did You Write? 12-14-09

Did You Write? 12-14-09

Santa won't bring you all the wonderful goodies if you are bad boys and girls, so you had better start writing, and make Santa happy. the purpose of this note is to give you an incentive to write. You know it is coming and the hope is that you will realize the note is coming up, and you want to report something, so you will write something, anything, sometime during the week so you can proudly proclaim your good works as a reply to this note.

Periodically, there is questions on what is writing. My answer is, if you think it is writing, then it must be.
All new writing, is writing. Editing, even if it is not your work, is writing. critting, poetry, technical articles, blogging, writing assignments, world and character building especially if something gets on paper, are all writing. E-mails can be writing if they are very wordy and pertain to story or writing. There are more, you just have to decide that you wrote.

As for me, Yes I did write. I added a page, and 100 words to the second story in the Waxy series. This started where the first story ended. I did not get much chance to write this week which is why there is so little word count this week. I did get in a scene I needed, and will now prepare for them to go on their adventure.
I am not exactly sure how It will go. I don't have an outline or even planned out. I have some situations I want to hit and will let the evil keyboard tell me what it wants to say.
What I wrote so far is horrible, but I've aimed at getting the action written first. I will add all the other stuff the story needs, after I get it written.

The very first story I ever finished, was a simple bit of drivel. I noted in incomplete sentences what scenes I wanted to hit until I finished the story. I then completed the sentences, then added information before and after to carry on the thought. I kept adding and expanding until I ended up with a complete story. It was not good, but it was a written story.
When I am willing to edit, I have found that writing by editing has been easiest for me. I get the basic story down, then go back and fill in details, description, dialog, and so on. I improve the sentences I have and make them more relevant.
I still prefer to sit down and write from beginning to end, but writing by editing is fun too. I have even started on middle scenes and developed from there. One nice thing about that, is that my planned beginning scenes tended not to be where the story started.

Counting tonight, because I am running late, I will be two story ideas behind for the month. I can catch that up easily. I don't even have time to do a note count tonight.

I have my Christmas ornaments on display at work. My boss, my biggest benefactor, picked up a few. I was surprised he even got any because of the economy. I doubt I will sell any more, but will try anyway. It is fun to see people's faces as they are impressed with my work. I am not impressed with it as I can point out all sorts of flaws, but the effect is good anyway. My sales pays for tools and some supplies. I don’t spend much for tools or supplies because my sales are not big....
I made some owls early in the month. They were supposed to be horned owls, but a couple looked like they were some sort of demon with horns, more than owls. One really looked good and after studying it, I figured out that owls are supposed to be wise, so a miter, the flat hats used in colleges, should be what it was wearing. I made six this weekend of that design and they are a whole lot better. They are not Christmas, but they might be something people will leave on their desk all year long. 'that happens to many of my ornaments.

As to the quest-on of the week,

YES, I DID WRITE

DID YOU WRITE?

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Week 518 Wood working

year 9, Week 48, Day One (week 518) (January 17, 2000 was my first carving day.) 12-12-09 Saturday

82 degrees, solid clouds in the morning. someone broke them so we had some sunshine and blue sky, then someone fixed the clouds so it became unbroken again. The clouds were pregnant with rain in the morning, but not yet to term. Another Seattle morning. After the sun, we had some dots of rain come through at around noon. One was about six blocks across and a bit later one was three blocks across. I left before a freight train of showers came on shore. Most of the three county area never got a drip of rain.
This weather report was brought to you by the City Of Pompano Department of tourism.

I took my ornaments to work this week. My boss saw two candy canes, which I had last week, and decided he had to have them. I told him that for ten bucks more, He could get two more. I sell them at ten bucks a piece, four for thirty bucks. He took two trees. I have to make more trees now. I only have one left.
I also had them on display at the restaurant we go to on Saturdays. two people showed interest, but they would "be back" next week.
I started this year with a total of 103 ornaments. These represent most of what I have made over the years. I have one sleigh and four bells from the very first year I did these ornaments. I have a lot of some year's stuff, and little of other year's stuff. I try to make more of what goes quickly.

I started these in 2003. Dad had a tiny CRAFTSMAN lathe. We saw an article about making bells, Christmas trees and snow men on a lathe. I tried making them, but the lathe would run a bit, then die. Run a bit then die. This was in like June or July.
It dawned on me that I could make them by hand. I had a bunch of each of them made, added a sleigh which was more a bandsaw project, and decided I could make a dozen of each of them.
I had most of them made when it dawned on me that this was 48 pieces!!! I had only been carving for three years. This was a major project. I got them done by December, and found I had to make more trees and snowmen. They have always been what was most popular.
I have tried to do four ornaments a year every year, I have not been able to do it every time. Some years I have made one or two. This year, my swans looking up, my swans looking down, and my owls are my three ornaments and I am not finished making the whole dozen of each. With the owls, I have made a design change in them, but since I don't have many made, it works out.

I turned in the race car and it was run. I saw some video of some of the other cars going. They sent out loads of smoke. They could not run in the parking lots, so they ran them in a tennis court. They crossed two courts, corner to corner, through a gate. The fencing around it did not help much. One guy put the jet engine in a toy car. It hit the fence and was demolished. They had two runs. Only three cars were left after the second run. Mine was one of them. There is a nice gouge in the front of the car where it hit the chain link fence and a link dug in. And here, we were worried about distance and speed, not structurally sound. Glad we over-engineered the thing. I got the car back with two of the rocket engines. She was to get her grades Friday.

Mom had a yard sale today. I helped her set up in the morning, then helped her get the stuff under cover when the showers came through around noon. We were going to set up again, but the big puddle in her driveway was not a good thing to have, so we put everything away.

Beggar pretended to be a cat most all day long. I don't know what got into him. He swatted at my hand once, but no claws. He was just saying "stop." Otherwise, he let me pet him all over.

My first project was to make some blanks of owls. I started with one piece of wood and it hates me. This is my second attempt with this wood. The corners chipped off instantly and became utterly useless for what I am making.

I dug out a twelve in wide two inch think plank of Yellow pine I have, and cut about seven inches off the end. I then measured the thickness and drew lines down the length at that distance to make squares. I then cut the squares.
Last week, My brother replaced our blade in the Band Saw and adjusted it some. What a difference a good blade makes. The blade ate the wood as fast as I fed it in. The other blade, before I damaged it by trying to cut a screw, was not this aggressive. It sure makes a difference in long cuts.

Getting things adjusted properly with sharp blades, makes the difference all the way through the project. The dull blades were burning the wood. I had to sand the edges to get rid of the burnt surface.

I went out front and carved on the owl blanks I made. They are looking good but need more work. I broke the wing tip off my second owl, so I had to glue that back on. I then went to the third owl and carved.
The previous owls were supposed to be horned owl and they just looked weird. One had the effect of being a professor, so I realized that they needed a miter, the flat hats that they wear in college. These are made with a square block on top their heads. I tip them so the front is high and the back is low, and disk sand them until it is flat on that angle. I then have to cut the underside to match the top angle. It looks better than they did. I might do some with the miter being level.

I am gifting some cast iron frying pans I have. One of them had a thick gunk built up on the outside. I tried burning the gunk off but that was not good for my stove or my place.
At Mom's house, I tried lacquer thinner and other than possibly making the baked on oils hard, it did nothing. Mom made me try to scrape it off. In two sessions, I got the pans a whole lot cleaner. That is hard work.
At a yard sale two weeks ago, I saw what I needed. It was a wheel that fits in your drill and has metal bits sticking out. you spin the thing and the bits will scrape off the surface. That would have been nice to have, but I did not have access to one. Dad had one but there is no way I could get close to where it might be, if it were there.
I stood with the pans in a vice, and a putty knife in my hand, scraping in all angles to get the baked on crud to chip off. I did wonders, but it sure was a lot of work. I did all four pans.
Mom is to place the pans into the oven and set the oven to clean, for me. this will burn off the excess crud on the pans so I can start clean. That is the best way to gift them.
I told her that it still might send out smoke signals, but it won't be a novel.

Tomorrow, I will make some more owl blanks, and then finish the ones I worked on today. Possibly carving the ones I make tomorrow too. I also have swans to carve if I get tired of the owls.

I will see what I really do Tomorrow.

year 9, Week 48, Day Two (week 518) (January 17, 2000 was my first carving day.) 12-13-09 Sunday

81 degrees, mostly blue sky with thin white puffs all over the place, mostly to the north of me. I don't remember any time there was no sun today. Barely noticed the light breeze. The dry air felt cool, even though it was temps that was sometimes hot in the summer.
This weather report is brought to you by the City Of Pompano Beach Department of Tourism.

My first project was to take some expanding foam insulation and spray it into the sea urchin shells I got. This is to give them some strength. I was worried about the foam breaking the shell, so I kept sticking a skewer into the hole and gathering some of the foam, from the center of the shell, that stuck to the skewer. This will reduce the breakage of the shells.

I then took both my bowl gouges, and my thin parting tool, and my skew chisel, and sharpened them.
When you sharpen your tools the grinder puts a concave grind in it. When you run the tool on a sharpening stone like when you just want to touch up the edge, only the base of the grind and the edge touch the stone. the edge becomes sharper and cleaner.
I had been using the stone on my bowl gouges and had ground off most of the cove so I added it back in all over again.

I then took a stick of Black Walnut and quartered it. I then took one of the quarters and made it into a finial that was nearly the entire length of the stick. This is the bottom finial for one of the sea urchin shells. I have to make a top finial, and then a bunch of finials for the remaining shells. I am happy that this finial was a whole lot longer than I had done in a long time. I usually break them. Part of it might be that the wood was stronger than what I normally use.

My next project was to make some blanks for some owls. I make these on the lathe to remove the worst of the wood and, since the owl is rounded somewhat, It saves a lot of cutting by rounding what needs to be rounded. I made one owl and was parting it off. The wood cracked when the wood got too thin, and the stick bent, It swung up and caught my hand against the tool rest and took a nick out of my skin at the base of the little finger. The wood clattered to the ground.
I made one more of the owls with no problems. The third owl was still on the stick and I was going to quickly cut out a fourth owl. The tool caught on the wood, the thinned wood at the base of the sixth owl broke and the stick hit my hand again, this time about a finger width up the finger from the first ouch.
My brother had already arrived, so I decided six blanks was enough for today. It was also lunch time.

After lunch, I cleaned up the turning mess. When working with small stuff like these blanks and finials, they don't make much sawdust.

I sat down and first went through the owls I made yesterday, finishing the cuts and cleaning them up. They went fast. I then took the three I made today and carved them. That went quickly. I got them the way I liked them.
I dug out the dremmel and put on one of my wheel style grinding bits on. I put it flat on the head where the eyes were and created circles of the eyes. These look like glasses or just the big owl eyes. I also dremmeled a dimple in the center of the eye for the pupal.

When the owls were done, I took out a marker and filled in the eye and the circles around the eye. I considered using a marker for the miter hats, which needed to be black. Instead, I dug out the black paint and painted them. I set them to dry.
When I got home, the paint was dried. I touched them with the knife to remove a bit of slop, then used a marker to touch up little flaws in the black. I signed the owls and have given them a coat of varnish. Tomorrow, I will add the eye hooks and they will be done.

Center owl is what I used as a pattern for the rest of these owls.

Mom stuck the pans I cleaned up yesterday, into her oven and set the oven to clean. The pans are cleaned completely. She found a lot of rust on the bottom of the oven and everywhere she set the pans left rust. I cleaned them up when I got home and have started the process of seasoning the pans. It won't be right, since I don't have an oven that can hold them, but they won't rust when I am done. They will be an excellent gift.

Next weekend should be more ornaments. I have a bunch of stuff that has to be shipped and my ornaments will be part of what will be going. as presents. I will need extras by the time I am done. All of these were supposed to be done at the beginning of the month.

I have to paint my Christmas cards this week. Got to get them done. I have the design, just have to apply myself to the project. I paint the cards en-mass. I take one color and apply it to a dozen or more cards, every place I think they need to be. When that dries, I take the next color and put that everywhere it needs to be. I keep doing this until all the cards are done. There are always differences between the cards, but there is a lot of similarity to them.

I will see what I actually do next weekend.